Carl Crawford Wearing Ear Plugs In Left Field Tonight Is The Lamest Move Of All Time Right?

Look at Carl, just blocking out those haters. No bigger sign of weakness than wearing fucking ear plugs to play left field at Wrigley. Did we hurt your feelings that much, Carl? Christ man, least you can do is take a page out of every grandparent’s playbook and find those skin colored ones that blend in with your ear.